Red Eyes' Poem is pretty much Red Eyes' theme tune, he made it up when he decided he needed a theme all about him.


Red Eyes, Red Eyes

Will Eat You Like Pies He Doesn't Tell Lies He Will Hear Your Cries He Is Not Like Other Guys

He Tries And Tries And Eats Your Thighs Do Not Sigh Or You Will Die He Doesn't Wear Ties But He's Very Wise He Will Stare Upon You Like A Spy

So Look Up Into The Sky You Will See His Eyes And Finally He Will Claim His Prize

Beware Beware, Red Eyes