This is a list of Gay Julian's Magical Gay Powers. Click here to view Bill's.

  • He can heal other people's and himself's wounds, but only twice a week.
  • He can shag people unconscious.
  • He can perform the Shagaboom.
  • He can shag his way through walls.
  • He can shag thin air.
  • He can fly.
  • His eyes can glow pink sometimes.
  • He rarely poops out gold.(He even shat out a million euros once!)
  • When he is the Pink Crusader or Pink Hearts and flies, sometimes he leaves a trail of rainbows.